Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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