why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Women's rights

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Where's my tractor?

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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