- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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