A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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womans rights...

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Nick Cannon

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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