- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A sober Irish individual.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

i love to lick...

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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