Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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