- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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