- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Obama

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

guest what i love pancakes

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

knock knock whos there? nobody

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