- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

this is not an anti joke

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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