what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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