did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Anti Joke

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