One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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