- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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