What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

thumb_up thumb_down +21

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops