Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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