Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Daym im romantic

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock! Come in..

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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