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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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