- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

I work at jcpenny

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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