- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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