What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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My penis is big... not.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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my gramma died

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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