A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Your adopted.....

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Women's Rights Movement

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

banana

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Anti Joke

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