- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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