whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Penis.

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