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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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