- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Bean.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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