A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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69 :)

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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