- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Refrigerator

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

The MLS

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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