What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Abortion

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Christianity

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Jayden Eccles

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Youre mom is so dead...

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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