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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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