What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What happen? Idk...

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Anti Joke

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