Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

whats black and white? a zebra

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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