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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

VAGINA.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What's white and gluey Glue

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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