A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Nickelback

Nice belt.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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