- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Jews

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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