There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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oooh look a banshee

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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