I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Poop

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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