- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grunt when I poop.

No thank you, I don't like violence

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Hey, Max!!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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