Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

sharks

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Your future.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Knock knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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