What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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pudding

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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