An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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bees knees

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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