- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.