A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Help I'm being raped!

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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