#Hanging Degus

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Women Sports.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Church.

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