Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Womens Rights

all jokes aside...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

no

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Church.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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