Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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The EPA.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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i lost the game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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hi bye

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Women's rights

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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