- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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