A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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