Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Apple juice.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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