Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

fava beans

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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