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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

This one time at band camp music was played.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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